So I have this roommate named...Kimmy. She is a little "trashy". For example, today she SKIPPED Sunday School because she was "speed dating" with men and she now has a crush (10 out of 10!) on all of them!!!!!!!
Let me explain speed dating. People are very slow going from one meeting to the other because they are busily moving from man to man, flirting to the max. It makes everyone VERY late for their church meetings! Church speed dating. We'll see how it works for Kimmy!
How are us punctual to Sunday School girls ever supposed to compete?